Apparently McCain doesn't have any explanation for the shady money his team has raised from an indicted foreign national. Which causes Marc Ambinder to ask some poetic questions about the free pass McCain is getting from the media, for which Kevin Drum suggested that we improve the meter.
Well, here's a modest entry:
There once was a candidate named McCain
Who raised money right and left to campaign
Then some dubious moolah
Came from Abdullah
Though just how, John still can't explain